Stop the Madness!

Gah am in work today which is a downer. It’s a bank holiday and gorgeous out and I’m stuck in with my co-workers one of whom has brought in her i-pod sound system. The beauty of i-pods is that when they are plugged into your ears you can listen to your music safe in the knowledge however questionable your musical taste is, at least your not inflicting it on anyone else. Not so S. She seems positively intent on playing us the entire content of the damned thing over the speakers. It’s the i-pod of questionable love ballads is what it is. Every song from Bryan Adams to Phil Collins to the Bee Gees to Mariah Carey is being played. It’s not like I hate these artists I don’t, it’s just the fact that the songs I’m listening to seem to be the most depressing ever. Which isn’t fun when you are feeling super aware of your singledom.

Oh yeah and the fucking job I had trying to get in to the car park. Usually I don’t bring my car in to work but on bank holidays I drive because it’s quicker then waiting for the train. So I’m at the entrance of the car park waiting for the gate to open. Waiting and waiting and waiting. Eventually I ring my co worker who asks security to open the gate for me. The fucking moron won’t. Why? Because I’m not on the list and nobody told him that I would have a car. First of all what fucking list? Is this something he made up when he was bored? I’ve worked the last 3 bank holidays and there was never any mention of a list. The car thing yea I can kinda understand. It’s up to my manager to let security know if there will be any extra cars and I'd imagine my asshead of a boss forgot but still. So finally when I get out of the car and go up to the desk who pops up from behind the desk but his girlfriend. What. The. Fucking. FUCK?!?! He’s sitting there at the desk and her head pops up beside him?!?! Dudes, not in fucking work. So after getting a lecture by him about how my line manager needs to explain to the *junior* members of staff the protocol (in his fucking head) were I had to grip my phone so tight it nearly shattered to stop myself losing the head at him, he finally deigned to let my car enter the precious magical fucking car park. Either way I’m reckoning I’ll be making a complaint against the gimpy security guard and his girlfriend. Wanky fucking Wanker

Happy May Day!

From the bowels fo the internet

*Snigger* ok so there are some good things about working a bankholiday. I have plenty of time to surf the net on the companys buck. This cracked me up.....

You Know You're Addicted to LiveJournal When...

If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out - and a major case of hitting reload. You found yourself composing journal entries during dates, movies, even sex! When you're out, you suddenly think of a witty reply to a comment somebody made to you... several days ago. You actually call it LJ and not Livejournal. Check. You've downloaded some sort of LJ program which has only the purpose of making entries easier to write without going on the site manually. You consider it a great offense if someone deletes you off their friend's list. The first thing you do every day when you go online is check your friends journals - even before checking your email. You actually paid money for a few extra pictures with a full account when you could actually just alternate pics when you want to for your screen icons. When your friends ask what's new, you get mad at them because you already wrote it in your LJ and they didn't check it yet. You have put more time into LJ than all your assignments for the semester. You have more friends on LJ than in real life. You've met at laest 50% of your LJ friends. You can't seem to call your friends by their real names - only LJ names will do. You've fallen in love with someone you met on LJ. You have posted about a party or get together on your LJ... and random strangers showed up. You are guilty of traveling more than an hour to meet someone with LiveJournal. (Extra points for traveling five hours or more) You've written a protected entry about one of your LiveJournal friends. (Extra points if they eventually found out about it) You have written posts to notify people you're going to sleep. You talk about your LJ friends to your real life friends all the time... like they're a part of your group. You've created a LJ community, and people actually post in it. You've been recognized in real live by a fellow LJ'er. You have friended someone because of their LiveJournal icon. You have "pity friends" on your list, who you would defriend if you could. You've pimped one of your friends on journal, trying to get people to friend him / her. Instead of doing research, you post difficult questions on your LiveJournal. Your pets all have their own LiveJournals. You know, right now, how many people have friended you (without peeking). You've stopped being friends with someone in real life because of something they've said on LJ. You're guilty of posting sexy or nude pictures to get more people to friend you. You have consoled yourself after a horrible day thinking "At least this will make a great LJ post" You're jealous of people who have more friends and / or comments than you. You have written a really great, solid post - only to be disappointed by the lack of good comments. You're guilty of commenting excessively to get more traffic to your journal. You've deleted a post a few minutes (or hours) after you've written it, because it seemed lame in retro spect. You give shout outs to all your LJ friends on their birthdays. You have an additional, secret journal that hardly anyone knows about. You've broken up with someone - or ended a friendship - soley via LiveJournal. You have gotten mean anonymous comments (bonus points for figuring out who it was via their IP) You've been reported (or reported someone) to LJ Abuse. You've been featured on LJ Drama. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are LJ addicts.

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Cos Im all bored and stuff Ive been catching up on blog reading. Some of my very favourite journals are food blogs. For your viewing pleasure I highly reccomend the following...


http://veganmenu.blogspot.com/

As a unashamed carnivore I have an endless fascination for vegans (in a non creepy way)and this blog is an eye opener as to how yummy (and easy it is to make) vegan food is.

http://veganlunchbox.blogspot.com/

Beautiful photos, mouthwatering foods. Shmoo is a lucky boy!

http://www.plateoftheday.com/

The only thing I hate about this blog is the fact I don't live near the yummy
resteraunts!

http://www.hotsauceblog.com/

If you like spicy foods you'll love this blog.

http://rosieskitchen.blogspot.com/

Bitchin in the kitchen. I love this blog. She reviews junk food amongst other things. Whats not to like!

http://eatstuff.net/

Eating their way around Oz and writing about it.

www.waiterrant.net

ok so not a foodie blog as such but hes a waiter. And I love his writing style.