Wheres that rock?

Copy and pasted from an email I sent to my friend because its just too embarrassing to type up again...

No no the whole crush thing just got mortifying. He stumbled off to the couch about 7ish mumbling something about if emma or any other female came in he'd make room haha. I was quite drunk so wasn't paying attention. As soon as he went G and P (mainly G tho) started saying that was my cue to follow him he wouldn't have said anything otherwise. This went on for about forty minutes and in the meantime G and P where discussing about when they hooked up at xmas and awkward silences ensued. It got so awkward I legged it in to the couch and fell asleep foot to foot with crush. E and C came in in the morning and crush woke up. He squeezed my foot to see who it was and when he saw it was me started getting all fidgety and legged it 10 minutes later. C rang me this morning and apparently crush told her he wasn't interested and I just feel quite mortified. Clearly I won't be going near the house until crush goes back to oz!

...So there you have it. This is why I should stick to my rule of always letting the guy make the first move.