Gnaaaaaaaaaaaar!

[baasheep]

My but I am one big ball of rage today. Long story short I'm switching pills (my acne seems to be behaving)so need to have a proper period before starting the new ones. Thinking back I realise I haven't had a proper period in oooh about 3.5 years now. So I took the last of my old pills and waited patiently for mother nature to invite aunt flo. And waited, And fucking waited. Yeah its been eleven weeks. 11 fucking weeks. All the women in my mothers family have long cycles and I'm no exception but c'mon! I'm bloaty mc bloat unable to do up my cranky pants. Today I spent most of the day seething with rage because co workers where doing annoying things like...walking to the photcopier and daring to say good morning to me. THE BASTARDS. That and they kept moaning about the cold. Now usually I suck it up, I'm aware that as a large lady I feel the heat a little easier then most but today I'd had enough. Once the moaning about the fan being on started, I just turned around and spat (with rage in my eyes) put. on. your. jacket!!!! Then when I went to the bathroom in search of the elusive flo I discovered upon my return that somebody had turned OFF the fan. Muttering under my breath (yes I know) I stormed over to the window and opened it wide. Flouncing back to my desk I sat down and mumbled some more. No one said anything and left me alone for the rest of the day.

Yeah am not liking this real period feeling. There has been some light cramping so I'm hopeful flo is searching for her bags before leaving the airport. The bitch better get here soon or there will be trouble. Yeah I'm looking at you!